Starvin Larry

I hate to break this news to folks who haven’t yet connected the dots: You are in Federal Prison, right now.

DHS Chief said: “I can build you a perfectly safe city, but it will look like a prison,” he warned.

Let me break this down for any reader refusing to accept reality:

The Federal Bureau of Prisons identifies four (4) levels of prisons. High, Medium, Low and Minimum.

‘SuperMax’ is a unit within High security prisons.  ‘Camps’ are the Minimum level facilities.  (Forget whatever you think you know about ‘Club Fed’ Camps – they do not exist.)

Now, brace yourselves: There is a fifth level.  Look around, you are in it.  I call it ‘Free Range Prison’.

Don’t think so?  In a camp you have no fences, no walls, no barbed wire, no perimeter guards, no armed guards.  There are no jail cells, no bars.  You have vending machines…