Starvin Larry

There is little of greater importance to a maker than their hands. These magnificent tools help us give shape to ideas. So let’s take a moment to discuss hand health.

The hand of the maker can often become dry and cracked from frequent washings and exposure to glues and paints and other hazards.

Much like a good cast-iron skillet, hands must be re-seasoned periodically with a liberal application of bacon.

You may have seen a bacon dispenser in a public washroom and been completely unaware of its important role in hand health. Some users wander away before their pork based health strip can be prepared or gluttonous users may have depleted the magazine of its bacony goodness.

Here at Hammerspace workshop, we have improved the standard bacon dispenser with these faults in mind.

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