Starvin Larry

News Flash: You ain’t Tokyo Rose. Further news flash: No one is paying you to spread fear and despondency. So I guess you’re doing it pour l’amour or le sport, uh?

Look, everyone gets scared, okay? And sometimes you’re so terrified you just blurt it out. You can’t stop it. You partly need reassurance, and partly the nightmare is trying to come out. I’ve been known to do, but I usually do it in a small group, who then beat me about the face and head. Until I stop doing it.

Because let’s be real: The nightmare you’re having is a nightmare. It’s composed mostly of the narrative of every movie you’ve watched. It won’t actually work in real life.

I will grant you that’s what the left is trying to make happen. They watched the same movies. Worse, they made those movies. But it’s not real.

Note I’m not…