Alphabet Cuts in 18

Posted: December 21, 2017 by gamegetterII in Uncategorized

The Kakistocracy

And as foreign hordes swept over the social ramparts a valiant cry pealed across the rotunda: Corporate tax cuts now!

Many years later a traveller from an antique land came upon two reconciled bills blowing limply in the desert. The lone and level sands stretched far away.

I suppose Trump and the Republicans could have conjured even more frivolous legislative exercises for that fleeting and coquettish female called opportunity. But it would have required some creativity. Instead of taxes they could have, for example, cut the number of letters in the alphabet. Imagine our competitive advantage if every corporate memoirist wasn’t burdened with such linguistic inefficiencies. I mean what is “C” for exactly? The answer is nothing for which a K or S wouldn’t suffice. And X and Q may as well be bagatelles. The truth is we could easily have an aerodynamic 23 letter alphabet, which is like 2,500…

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