Starvin Larry

thoughtfullyprepping says:

I got stopped one late night walking the dog and asked what I was doing by two women.
I laughed at them and tried to walk by.
One grabbed me, the dog did the rest.
I called the police who found two cowering women pinned to a wall by my fur coated razor blade.
(No teeth marks I hasten to add)
“What you again” the policeman said.
“Told you this would happen if you picked on the wrong person”
Then he asked me if I wanted to press charges.
Nice guy, who told me this was part of a local “anti criminal patrol”.
Now imagine if I’d been armed !?!

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