If only I’d said this already. Oh, wait, I did say all this yesterday. So we’ve established that the AP and UN are only about a day behind me. Guess I’m slipping.

KAMPALA, Uganda (AP) — Authorities are having trouble figuring out how many more people are getting Ebola in Liberia and Sierra Leone and where the hot spots are in those countries, harming efforts to get control of the raging, deadly outbreak, said  Anthony Banbury, the U.N.’s top Ebola official in West Africa said Tuesday. “The challenge is good information, because information helps tell us where the disease is, how it’s spreading and where we need to target our resources,” Banbury said by phone from the Ghanaian capital of Accra, where the U.N. Mission for Ebola Emergency Response, or UNMEER, is based. Health experts say the key to stopping Ebola is breaking the chain of transmission by tracing and isolating those who have had contact with Ebola patients or victims. Health care workers can’t do that if they don’t know where new cases are emerging.

http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2014/10/titanic-sinking-captain-concerned.html

Kids, Don’t Try This At Home!

{h/t to Doc Grouch for the source material for this one.}

NEJM has just published a clinical case study of the course of treatment provided to a man sent to Germany with fulminant Ebola virus infection.

1) It’s exhaustive, and fascinating.
2) If you’re any medical clinician interested, or likely to see/treat Ebola in any context, go there now and read it.
3) If you’re non-medical but a quick study, it’s still worthwhile.
4) If you’re not either, it will be worse than trying to follow Chinese opera.

I have gotten, and still see on the Internet (I see those links to my site, and I visit them from time to time, so I see you people out there!) folks who still cling to the doomed fantasy that they’re going to stock up on supplies, and care for family/friends/fellow tribesmen, out of love, humanity, or simply pigheaded ignorance of the futility of the gesture. Allow me to lovingly smash that foolish dumbshittery to bitsy pieces with my 18# surgical steel sledgehammer of reality, just one more time. Remember, I yell because I care.

http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2014/10/kids-dont-try-this-at-home.html

Princess MiMi Crybaby About To Get Second Spanking

A nurse who treated Ebola patients in West Africa before being briefly and controversially quarantined in New Jersey could be the focus of a new battle over state health policy as she returns to her home state of Maine.

Word to your mother, MiMi: Maine isn’t Joisy. That governor doesn’t sound like you’re getting his lunch money, and is about to jump on your stupid ass with both feet. And this time, it sounds like they won’t send a spokeshole, they’ll send armed deputies, and your ass will be nailed inside the damn house.
STFU and take your medicine, or your next quarantine may well be the new isolation bed in the county lockup.
State nursing licensure boards tend to view those sorts of legal entanglements as the sort of thing that has a direct bearing on your ongoing fitness and suitably for “the continued practice of nursing”, in a professionally influential way.
Dumbass.

http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2014/10/princess-mimi-crybaby-about-to-get.html

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